(2003-08-06) -- iran and north korea and placed a joint advertisement in the chronicle of global terror seeking a new member of the so-called axis of evil.. .
"since saddam fell, we're like charlie's angels without farrah fawcett," said north korean leader kim jong il, "two points does not an axis make.".
according to reports in a japanese newspaper, north korea and iran are working together to develop long-range nuclear missiles.
.....and a link for this shit please ?..or are you bullshiting?
My reply was also 'satire', Mr Bush. And if you think for one minute that I thought this was a true story then you gave me a good laugh !
yawn yawn @ Bush
That is some well thought out satire Hamas. Please keep them coming
(2003-08-06) -- iran and north korea and placed a joint advertisement in the chronicle of global terror seeking a new member of the so-called axis of evil.. .
"since saddam fell, we're like charlie's angels without farrah fawcett," said north korean leader kim jong il, "two points does not an axis make.".
according to reports in a japanese newspaper, north korea and iran are working together to develop long-range nuclear missiles.
Seeking third nation to join Axis of Evil.
Now if you guys really think that this is an actual news article then that has given me a hearty laugh. This would be satire. Would it be easier to understand if I were to put in giant caps
SATIRE
Just let me know
(2003-08-06) -- iran and north korea and placed a joint advertisement in the chronicle of global terror seeking a new member of the so-called axis of evil.. .
"since saddam fell, we're like charlie's angels without farrah fawcett," said north korean leader kim jong il, "two points does not an axis make.".
according to reports in a japanese newspaper, north korea and iran are working together to develop long-range nuclear missiles.
(2003-08-06) -- Iran and North Korea and placed a joint advertisement in the Chronicle of Global Terror seeking a new member of the so-called Axis of Evil.
"Since Saddam fell, we're like Charlie's Angels without Farrah Fawcett," said North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, "Two points does not an axis make."
According to reports in a Japanese newspaper, North Korea and Iran are working together to develop long-range nuclear missiles. But it's lonely work, say sources in both countries.
"When Saddam was with us on conference calls, he was always cracking jokes about the downfall of Western civilization," said Mr. Kim. "Then we would all do that Simon Barsinister evil laughter. Ah, memories."
The ad in the Chronicle reads, in part: "Seeking third nation to join Axis of Evil. Must be proficient in nuclear technology, have iron-fisted control of your people, and a burning desire to snuff out the candles of Christianity and capitalism. Some experience required. Will train the right candidate."
(2003-08-05) -- democrat national committee chairman terry mcauliffe said today that america is not ready for his party to nominate its first openly-liberal candidate in the post-reagan era.. .
"officially we have a 'don't ask-don't tell' policy regarding liberalism," said mr. mcauliffe.
"no openly-liberal candidate will receive the nomination.".
(2003-08-05) -- Democrat National Committee Chairman Terry McAuliffe said today that America is not ready for his party to nominate its first openly-liberal candidate in the post-Reagan era.
"Officially we have a 'don't ask-don't tell' policy regarding liberalism," said Mr. McAuliffe. "No openly-liberal candidate will receive the nomination."
The DNC manual suggests that secretly-liberal candidates refrain from public displays of affection for big government, higher taxes and weaker national defense. Studies show that while mainstream Americans favor tolerance for liberal ideas -- like increasing government control of schools and tax-funded prescription drugs -- they would rather call it something else, like "compassionate conservatism."
Mr. McAuliffe said that none of the top Democrat candidates is openly liberal.
"Everyone knows that Dean is a fiscal conservative," he said. Liberman is a social conservative, and John Kerry is a professional Vietnam veteran married to a wealthy heiress. If any of them are closet liberals, they only act on it in the privacy of their offices."
(2003-08-04) -- gov.
howard dean cemented his democrat presidential frontrunner status today when he healed a man of leprosy then walked across the surface of a small lake to his next campaign appearance.. .
the vermont governor also shocked the pundits with his simultaneous appearance on the covers of time, and newsweek.. .
I hope Dean gets the nomination...REALLY
Oh we all do, we all do
(2003-08-04) -- vermont gov.
howard dean announced today that he hates president george bush more than any of his democrat presidential rivals do, especially sen. john kerry.. .
"i acknowledge that senator kerry has a certain distain for george bush," said gov.
Oh I'm sure it's just a ploy. Gov Dean has been extra nice to me lately after I gave him a little spin in Air Force One. Tomorrow he promises to wax my limo.
(2003-08-04) -- gov.
howard dean cemented his democrat presidential frontrunner status today when he healed a man of leprosy then walked across the surface of a small lake to his next campaign appearance.. .
the vermont governor also shocked the pundits with his simultaneous appearance on the covers of time, and newsweek.. .
As the saying goes in golf DR, "You can cheat, just don't get caught".
So ok for a demos 17year old to steal as long as he doesn't get caught.
Got it.
(2003-08-04) -- vermont gov.
howard dean announced today that he hates president george bush more than any of his democrat presidential rivals do, especially sen. john kerry.. .
"i acknowledge that senator kerry has a certain distain for george bush," said gov.
I ask because all of your topics have been on political stuff and never religious stuff.
Yes my posts are political. But have you heard of another name on this site more slandered than mine?
Religion is not a problem for me and I appreciate your concern. If this board stops posting about politics I'll stop posting entirely.
My goal here is to give a side that isn't liberal and to do it in a manner that doesn't attack or insult anyone. I expect many insults on behalf of my name and I do not mind.
(2003-08-04) -- vermont gov.
howard dean announced today that he hates president george bush more than any of his democrat presidential rivals do, especially sen. john kerry.. .
"i acknowledge that senator kerry has a certain distain for george bush," said gov.
(2003-08-04) -- Vermont Gov. Howard Dean announced today that he hates President George Bush more than any of his Democrat presidential rivals do, especially Sen. John Kerry.
"I acknowledge that Senator Kerry has a certain distain for George Bush," said Gov. Dean. "But my hatred for the president is pure, and deep and wide. My rage about him is unfettered, palpable and savage."
"Americans want to know that the Democrat nominee is no pretender," Gov. Dean added. "Whoever we nominate must really despise George Bush to the core of his being. I am Bush-hate incarnate."
DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe said today that the party will release the official Bush Loathing Index (BLI) for each Democrat candidate later this week.
(2003-08-04) -- gov.
howard dean cemented his democrat presidential frontrunner status today when he healed a man of leprosy then walked across the surface of a small lake to his next campaign appearance.. .
the vermont governor also shocked the pundits with his simultaneous appearance on the covers of time, and newsweek.. .
(2003-08-04) -- Gov. Howard Dean cemented his Democrat presidential frontrunner status today when he healed a man of leprosy then walked across the surface of a small lake to his next campaign appearance.
The Vermont Governor also shocked the pundits with his simultaneous appearance on the covers of Time, and Newsweek.
Print journalists are writing about all the Dean talk and broadcast reporters are talking about all the ink he's getting.
"Momentum is everything in politics," said one unnamed political consultant. "Dean has grabbed it by doing startling things like criticizing the President, and rolling up his shirtsleeves. You should see the forearms on that guy."
Professional journalists continue to chronicle the miracles performed by this former medical internist. Besides healing lepers and walking on water "Dr." Dean has also raised hundreds of thousands of dollars on the Internet -- a feat previously accomplished only by online pornographers and gambling companies.
Actor-Director Mel Gibson has optioned a script about the last 12 hours of Howard Dean's life.
